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Brostruation

When you notice one of your bros is acting like a little bitch its safe to assume that he is suffering from brostruation.
Guy 1: Dude what's up with John?
Guy 2: It's his monthly brostruation.
Brostruation by Gab012 May 5, 2010

breastraction 

The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.
I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.
breastraction by gerlitzappel October 21, 2006

brastration 

(noun): the feeling of being upset or annoyed, because of the inability to unhook your girl's bra in the heat of things..
Every time i try to have sex with my girlfriend, i end up suffering from brastration as she wears hard to remove bras
brastration by SirLV March 11, 2015