BROstraction

A distraction either caused by a bro or done to mock a bro.

Occasionally used in beer pong when one team needs to distract the other team

Dude we're getting killed at bp here, we really need a brostraction right about now.

I'm getting really brostracted by the gayness of that bro over there

BROstraction by whitesnake3 February 17, 2010

Brostruation

When you notice one of your bros is acting like a little bitch its safe to assume that he is suffering from brostruation.

Guy 1: Dude what's up with John?
Guy 2: It's his monthly brostruation.

Brostruation by Gab012 May 5, 2010

breastraction 

The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.

I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.

breastraction by gerlitzappel October 21, 2006

brastration 

(noun): the feeling of being upset or annoyed, because of the inability to unhook your girl's bra in the heat of things..

Every time i try to have sex with my girlfriend, i end up suffering from brastration as she wears hard to remove bras

brastration by SirLV March 11, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004