Brostruation

When you notice one of your bros is acting like a little bitch its safe to assume that he is suffering from brostruation.

Guy 1: Dude what's up with John?
Guy 2: It's his monthly brostruation.

by Gab012 May 5, 2010

BROstraction

A distraction either caused by a bro or done to mock a bro.

Occasionally used in beer pong when one team needs to distract the other team

Dude we're getting killed at bp here, we really need a brostraction right about now.

I'm getting really brostracted by the gayness of that bro over there

by whitesnake3 February 17, 2010

brastration

(noun): the feeling of being upset or annoyed, because of the inability to unhook your girl's bra in the heat of things..

Every time i try to have sex with my girlfriend, i end up suffering from brastration as she wears hard to remove bras

by SirLV March 11, 2015

Brosterbation

When you are missing your bro or homeboy. So you master-bate to their image or think about them.

Bro:1 I miss bro 3
Bro:2 ya I miss him too that's why I was totally brosterbating to him last night
Bro:1 I wonder if he's brosterbating to us right now
Bro:2 I hope so

(brosterbation)

by Bro:3 October 21, 2011

Brosturdation

Going out with your bro to movies or restaurant because there is no chick willing to go with you.

Dude, you should stop that brosturdation and rather ask some girl out.

by Darezu June 21, 2016