brass player

Dynasty of the musician make the best blow jobs. Kings are the trumpet players. Trombone, Horn, Tuba players help the King to rule the orchestra and bands. The Guild for trumpet players is very strict. Rules exist. Since Brass Players are virtuosy playing with their lips, they have high qualifications for other performances after playing.

"Brass players need a beer to keep their fast valves running." or. "Wait for the final of this play, when brass player bring you to the orgasm of this music"

by DrTrumpet November 5, 2006

brass player lips

The puffy, swollen feeling one would get after playing a brass instrument for a while.

Dude, I got the worst case of brass player lips after the parade!

by devilsCounselor June 7, 2016

Rock Band Bass Player

Someone who's Extremely Talented at playing bass in a Rock Band.

Gavin's a Rock Band Bass Player & his music pierces your very soul with its deep, powerful sounds!

by Starchylde August 7, 2016

bass player

A guy who carries the beat in the band. Usually an awesome guy, but always over-looked. Has mad finger skills and a huge penis.

stuff playing guitar, I'm going to become a bass player.

by batman is awesome November 10, 2013

bass player hands

This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.

Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."

by Lets-SailAway December 24, 2017

Freak Space Cadet Bass Player

Cliff Burton, the Man, the Myth, Legend himself. The Greatest bassist of all time.

" Now we're going to hand it over to Cliff Burton, the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player. He'll show how to play that four string motherfucker!!!!!"

by DATRU12YEAROLD June 6, 2018

Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

by E-Dot December 15, 2008