brantley'd

to have a massive splotch of sperm in ones eye.

person1:What happened to his eye?
person2: He got brantley'd last night.

by a-thepostmastergeneral. April 23, 2009

Dirty Brantley

Getting a girl pregnant, breaking up with her, then fucking her the next night.

“Dude have you talked to your baby mama recently?”

“Yeah, gave her the old Dirty Brantley.”

by immafuckinanimal300 April 15, 2020

Brantley County

A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.

"Yo homes, where do you live?" "Oh, I live in Brantley County." "Where?"

by Samoo21 December 13, 2018

Brantley Gilbert

The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.

Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.

by jAk3333. February 28, 2011

Brantley

a bad bitch thats going to die from the fumes of dill pickle pringles 😵

Brantley is dead

by Btanrhehhe May 23, 2020

Brantley

Trash can but also a god

Brantley is trash but also a god.

by jack storm October 8, 2020

Brantley

one of the sweetest kindest guys on the planet. he is the kind of guy that is so easy to talk to even if you dont know him very well. he shows you that he cares and he is tall. hes got really pretty eyes and a super deep voice. he makes my insides melt with just one look.

Oh my gosh lucky Brantley's such a sweetheart!

by snowflake_show_girl October 22, 2010