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Dirty Brantley

Getting a girl pregnant, breaking up with her, then fucking her the next night.
“Dude have you talked to your baby mama recently?”

“Yeah, gave her the old Dirty Brantley.”

Brantley County

A small county in the middle of butt-fuck no were, Georgia. The county looks like a bunny rabbit, and everyone is related to each other for the most part, so if your an outsider, you are a complete outsider. You don't come to Brantley, you leave Brantley.
"Yo homes, where do you live?" "Oh, I live in Brantley County." "Where?"
Brantley County by Samoo21 December 13, 2018

Brantley Gilbert 

The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.
Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.
Brantley Gilbert by jAk3333. February 28, 2011
a bad bitch thats going to die from the fumes of dill pickle pringles 😵
Brantley is dead
Brantley by Btanrhehhe May 23, 2020
Trash can but also a god
Brantley is trash but also a god.
Brantley by jack storm October 8, 2020
one of the sweetest kindest guys on the planet. he is the kind of guy that is so easy to talk to even if you dont know him very well. he shows you that he cares and he is tall. hes got really pretty eyes and a super deep voice. he makes my insides melt with just one look.
Oh my gosh lucky Brantley's such a sweetheart!
Brantley by snowflake_show_girl October 22, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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