brandsplain 

When a brand explains something in a long, proper, and formal way, which always makes them sound good no matter what the situation is. These statements can easily be explained in fewer words.

Example of brandsplaining: We are deeply sorry for this one-time inconvenience, and we can affluently promise this event will never happen again under the status quo.

brandsplain by CMSBro May 8, 2018

brandsplain 

brand-splain

When a corporation and/or brand name provdes a detailed response to a question or to popular culture with self fullfillment in mind.

"There's that pillow guy on tv again, brandsplaining why his pillow is worth 50 bucks"

brandsplain by krusiszero March 4, 2018

brainsplain 

A mental health professional explaining to a patient the reason the patient does the things they do.

I went to the headshrink the other day and he tried to brainsplain to me why I yell so much. Who does he think he is? He don’t know me!

brainsplain by Bogrimm March 11, 2018

RandSplaining 

When a libertarian uses internally consistent, yet bullshit, arguments to justify selfish decisions that place others at risk.

Dude, Bob was RandSplaining away how their positive COVID tests the week after their Thanksgiving trip was an unlucky roll of the dice, but he ignored all the warning signs and chose to make the trip to their cousins in LA.

RandSplaining by MadManMatt December 3, 2020

Randsplain 

General Usage: Rand Paul's attempt to explain his current position on a given issue in light of his past positions; often delivered as a testy refutation when presented with factual evidence of his prior alternate position on the same issue.

Specific Usage: Randsplaining often takes the form of neutralizing touchy cultural or political issues providing a clean slate to establish his current position as his historic unchanged position.

Aggressiveness of the Randsplaining is directly proportional to the number of his video clips, quotes, writings, speeches presented as evidence of past flip-flops or contrasting positions.

In an attempt to explain away his countless flip-flops, Paul rudely cut off the journalist at least five times to Randsplain his one, true position after the latest flip-flop on that one issue.

Randsplain by OpinionsOfAnAveageJoe April 8, 2015

bangsplain 

The act of explaining a problematic topic in a condescending manner by a person (she/he/they/ze) who has bangs.

I need someone to bangsplain to me why my roommate's use of East Asian ingredients and daily tea ceremony is cultural appropriation.

bangsplain by pattycakespattcakesbakersman January 11, 2022

Bandsplaining 

When someone goes above and beyond to illustrate they know more about a band than someone who has expressed interest in that band, especially with a condescending tone or attitude .

"I see you have a Motorhead shirt on. I bet you cant name 3 songs off the Inferno album . See, most people only know Ace of Spades, but....."

(This person was bandsplaining to someone else )

Second definition: when you ask a band what kind of music they play and they go on for 10 minutes, listing obscure bands and saying how you'll never really understand it until you listen to their album.

E.g- Chad: what kind of music does your band play?

Tim: we're like a mixture of punk and country, with a little jazz/reggae. We have some tones of Johnny Cash from '72-73, plus some hints of Zanphire. But like his B-side stuff, not his popular/mainstream stuff. But that doesnt really explain it all the way.

Tim is bandsplaining. Second definition submitted by Chris Jacobs

Bandsplaining by Eedwards7891 December 1, 2018