A painful and loud bowel movement, containing loose poop with many gas
bubbles causing a "Brapt!"
sound as it exits. Often the cracks, snaps and splatters of the brapt are accompanied by heavy breathing and moans of pain. The pain can be caused by cramps or the sting of the brapt it's self.
If you catch someone brapt'ing at
work, acknowledge by exclaiming "Brapt Brapt!" or "Brrrrrapt!" as they pass by.
"
Bob is in stall 2 brapt'ing, he sounds like he is really struggling, you should
go listen. He's a champ. Be careful, it
smells something fierce."