Brapt

A painful and loud bowel movement, containing loose poop with many gas bubbles causing a "Brapt!" sound as it exits. Often the cracks, snaps and splatters of the brapt are accompanied by heavy breathing and moans of pain. The pain can be caused by cramps or the sting of the brapt it's self.

If you catch someone brapt'ing at work, acknowledge by exclaiming "Brapt Brapt!" or "Brrrrrapt!" as they pass by.

"Bob is in stall 2 brapt'ing, he sounds like he is really struggling, you should go listen. He's a champ. Be careful, it smells something fierce."

by Kavka December 14, 2008

brapt

See barap

brapt as you run up the stairs

by Jonny Donut June 6, 2004

brapt

brapt comes from the sport of motocross when every bike was two stroke before the turn of the millenium.
Brrapt is the onomatapeia used when jumping or drivng something such as a golf cart or a bicycle.
It is the sound the dirt bike make s when excelerated off the lip of a jump.

Brrapt brrrrapt, brap brap, brap, brrrrrrapt(as you go around the track or just make the sound with your mouth during common day activities such as raking the yard)

and in the whoops it is: brra ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bap

by Jonny Donut June 4, 2004

Romanian Brap Trap

The art of sending Soviet armoured or mechanized division to push past the Dnieper and cut off the Romanians at the Boh River. It's been used many times in the Bokoen1 Cinematic Universe. But has recently been named in his nutshell video "The Romanian Brap Trap"

Braun - "Look it's the classic Romanian Brap Trap. You just can't get over it until it's too late"

by CanadianJason February 13, 2022

Braphog

A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.

My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!

by qweqweqweddddd April 14, 2018

baptazia

The raw mix of heavy drum n' bass with middle american evangelical churches. Absolute genius, popularly shown in remixed youtube videos by airloaf.

Got some Baptazia goin on down at the church this Sunday. Gonna be massive.

by JPNorman94 November 25, 2009

Jean-Baptiste Maunier

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.

Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!

by leschoristes354 February 24, 2010