An unkempt mountain man that wheres womans thong underwear while prancing through pristine meadows to hunt and murder innocent ladybugs with net made of his own panty hose all in a feeble attempt to keep his little glass dick full of meth.

Man I thought I was fag,get a load of those two jaime bralys fighting over that big bowl of steamy nigger dicks.

Jaime braly by Phallucy August 20, 2020

Fucking Brady

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

Fucking Brady by will bitten October 29, 2017

brady typing

A common form of typing, in which the typist presses each key individually. Instead of relying on the memorized position of keys, the typist must find each key by sight.

"The script took forever to write due to his incessant brady typing."

brady typing by alancnet June 24, 2014

Brallie

The most complicated relationship known to man in which a foster brother and an unbiologically related foster sister are in love but can't date because she wants to be adopted so she and her biological brother can have a forever family, but then she and her forbidden foster lover will be siblings, and loving your real sibling is socially unacceptable, but then it eventually turns out that her father still wants her, and he has a bratty daughter who loves her too and won't sign the abandonment papers to let her be adopted, and it turns out that her biological brother isn't even her whole brother, it's her half brother, and then he gets adopted by the forever family and she doesn't, so she's just living with that guy she is forbidden to see because that's her family who can't legally adopt her, and then her sister threatens to commit suicide and causes a car accident then the foster brother (the one at the beginning who loves the foster sister) joins a band and sings a love song that he originally wrote for the foster sister and then decides to date the lead singer of the band and then wants to go on tour, and when the foster sister asks him about it he declares how he will always have feelings for the foster sister, but it's just too hard.

They're not together? They're perfect for each other.
Nah, they're Brallie.

Brallie by merecury January 19, 2015

brady typing

When you type each key on a keyboard one at a time in an unbearably slow manner aka hunt and peck typing Named for Brady Haran of the Hello Internet podcast.

“Wait a minute Grey I’ll just check Wikipedia for the exact number of fatalities from that tragic plane crash”

Several minutes later

“Wow Brady are you Brady typing! We’ll be here all year”

brady typing by cgpgreyneedstolightenup June 24, 2014

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026