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braisin by Team Hella Awesome June 21, 2008
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cruisin for a bruisin
Refers to an individual who is on the path to physical harm, often leading to bruising. Often times this individual may have no idea that harm is imminent. The harm is usually initiated by the future vicitm of that harm, and is often deserved. Feelings of extreme gratification can be felt for the individual inflicting the bruising.
My little brother stole my yankee cap twice yesterday. I told him that he was cruisin for a bruisin. Today he stole it again and I fed it to him. He's still crying but man did it feel good.
cruisin for a bruisin by Izzy1979 August 24, 2006
Cruising for a Bruising
Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
Cruising for a Bruising by footjuice_solutions June 17, 2009
Bruising the Banana
Bruising the Banana by mal1234 October 30, 2019
Ape braining
Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
Ape braining by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020
High Braining
My Child's always high braining when it comes to what they want to be when they grow up.
My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.
My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.
High Braining by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008
cruisin' for a bruisin'
Doing something stupid that will result in you getting your ass kicked or receiving other bodily harm.
Tom: "I'm gonna go play a money game of pool. Let me find a sucker...a-ha!"
Steve: "I don't know, man. That guy's kind of big...and I just saw him run the table in two turns."
...
Tom: "You up for a $100 game?"
6'8" 300 lb. biker: "Yeah, bring it on little man."
...
Steve: "Do you even have $100 on you?"
Tom: "No, but don't worry, it's in the bag."
Steve: "I don't know, man. I think you might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."
Steve: "I don't know, man. That guy's kind of big...and I just saw him run the table in two turns."
...
Tom: "You up for a $100 game?"
6'8" 300 lb. biker: "Yeah, bring it on little man."
...
Steve: "Do you even have $100 on you?"
Tom: "No, but don't worry, it's in the bag."
Steve: "I don't know, man. I think you might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."
cruisin' for a bruisin' by Nick D November 11, 2005
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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