Izzy1979's definitions

Black Berrynoid

A paranoid state resulting from fear that you have called someone inadvertantly due to a blackberry pocket call, resulting in the recipient of the pocket call hearing your entire conversation.

John: "...so I met her at the club and 15 minutes later I fucked her in my wife's car."

Friend: "Nice, your wife won't suspect a thing."

John: "Shhhhh, let me check my berry, make sure I haven't pocket-dialled her. Cool, berry's still on the home screen..."

Friend: "Dude you're black berrynoid. Lock the keypad."

John: So anyway, I don't even know that girls name but I fucked her..."

by izzy1979 January 22, 2011

Stephan Urkelle

Steven Urkel's very cool alter ego. After years of being the world's most renowned nerd, Steven Urkel finally used his scientific prowess to create something useful. Steven Urkel created a machine which could transform him into a cool ass guy who actually got laid. Within a few episodes he started macking his ugly neighbor Laura, who he had been chasing for years. That self righteous superficial bitch finally fell for him and he began hittin' it steady. His invention however could not change or mask his voice. Even after transforming from Steven Urkel to Stephan Urkelle, he still sounded like he had a hot wheel in each nostril.

Steven Urkel: "Did I do that?"

Stephan Urkelle: "Yeah I did it, and you love it."

by Izzy1979 October 16, 2006

drizink

A beverage. Most often alcoholic.

"Yo nigga, I had ten drizinks befo' I drive yo ass home"

by Izzy1979 August 20, 2006

bust a free

A hip hop term used to denote the art of rap freestyling. Producing multiple rhyming phrases in sequence off the top of ones head with little or no preparation time.

"Yo Andre, show these nigga's how to rap and bust a free on their asses."

by Izzy1979 August 20, 2006

arab shower

Referring to the dousing of oneself with an inordinate amount of cologne or perfume. Done mainly in an attempt to avoid having to take a bath or shower.

After work, Mustapha didn't have the time to bathe, so he just took an arab shower.

by Izzy1979 August 22, 2006

branches

Referring to pathetically thin limbs on a human.

Yo, I was at the gym today and this biznikkle was working out next to me. You should have seen his branches. Just branched-out he was.

by Izzy1979 August 22, 2006

lung rocket

A tobacco cigarette of any kind.

Guy 1: "How's that lung rocket bro?"

Guy 2: "Lung what?"

by Izzy1979 August 23, 2006