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babyblueballs

A less severe case of blueballs which occurs after only one or two days of abstaining from sex or masturbation.
James did not know that Emiko would come to visit today, so he did not take the precaution of masturbating beforehand. Now he's horny but his parents are awake and he can't relieve himself. James has babyblueballs.
babyblueballs by _diane July 18, 2004

Babyblue 

A rather large cow like creature with wilderbeast like features.
Dude 1: Did you see that huge chick at the party the other night?

Dude2: OOOH Maaaan you mean the really fat chick who was all over the guys trying to get attention?

Dude1: Yeahh man that one. She was such a Babyblue, I sure feel sorry for her boyfriend with her acting all embarassing like that.
Babyblue by Mr_Starz December 7, 2012

BradyBunching 

To be so incredibly bored (as when watching The Brady Bunch) that you're more than willing to give/recieve a random blowjob. Derived from John Green's novel "Looking for Alaska", though not a term used IN the book.
Miles: Dude, Lara was totally BradyBunching me just now!
Chip: OMG, no way! What was she so bored about?
Miles: I shit you not, we were watching The Brady Bunch.
BradyBunching by Krakenluver May 22, 2010

BradyBunching 

Reminising over the past, while intoxicated or not in your right frame of mind.
You have me all froze up, bradybunching all night.
BradyBunching by spoons4 February 13, 2007

babybluecollaring 

When rich people try to win attention or discussion points by appealing to lower-paid people under the guise of being a common working man. An attempt to curry favor by misrepresenting one's finances to show fake equality.
When my manager told me I wasn't getting a raise, he was babybluecollaring by noting that he worked harder than me when he comes in twice a week.
babybluecollaring by Zbu December 15, 2010

bradybusphobia

The fear of people randomly combusting into sex on a bus.
I never take buses because I have bradybusphobia.
bradybusphobia by Zigryn May 13, 2014