bradistic 

Refers to a typically gormy, useless and cringe-worthy situation, where valuable phone battery may be wasted, in which a person oblivious to their social standing makes a group chat particularly unpleasant for others

Christopher: " I just love unicorn memes and being half a man"
Jonathan: "Chris, please stop being so bradistic."

bradistic by accidentalgif11 January 4, 2017

breadstick

a elongated piece of hardened bread named Luke Hemmings. Usually 4 cents. Most commonly referred to as a fuckboy by association.

"Do you know the lead singer in 5 seconds of summer?"
"Oh yeah, I know that breadstick."

breadstick by Katsreallylame January 4, 2015

Bradistan 

Slang name for West Yorkshire city of Bradford, so-called due to large Musilim population. Majority of Asian population of Pakistani extract, hence the merging of the names Bradford and Pakistan to 'Bradistan'.

Ahmed: I need to go into Leeds for a pint of milk and some curry powder.

Muhammed: Why not go to Bradistan. The streets are vibrant with multiculturalism, and the curry powder prices can't be beat.

Ahmed: Shut the fuck up.

Bradistan by Mr Stabby March 21, 2005

Bradtastic 

A state of invulnerability to everything. Synonymous with the term "Brad-Ass", a variant on "Bad Ass."

He was so Bradtastic that all the bullets just ricocheted off him.

Bradtastic by GiveMeAndy March 30, 2009

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

shoving breadsticks into my purse by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

breadstick

Luke hemmings

"oh look its breadstick"
"who?"
"Luke hemmings."

breadstick by ashturnon November 4, 2018

The Breadstick Maneuver 

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")

I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.

The Breadstick Maneuver by CF19 January 25, 2019