Braditis

An extremely contagious, fast moving parasitic virus that moves from one host to another. This parasite is a predator who feeds off the host mentally, emotionally, physically and financially. Ridding oneself of this parasite is no easy feat due to the fact that the host has no idea they have been infected until it's too late. One must starve this parasite until it detaches and finds another host to feed off of.

Avoid self loathing narcissists or you come down with a bad case of Braditis.

by Your Poltergeist August 24, 2023

Braditis

Incurable disease, a gut- wrenching feeling you get when you can't think of anything but Brad.

I need to study, but my Braditis is acting up today.

by kakalina September 28, 2009

Braitism

When your super athletic need to have perfect hair and are super fucking stupid usually starting with martism.

That home run hitter has braitism like hitler.

by Goober Gauden April 29, 2019

Bradilism

To launch a surprise attack of affection on someone named Brad.

He was just walking down the street and she appeared like a face nomming ninja. It was clearly well planned bradilism.

by Pink Glittery Ninja October 24, 2010

Bradyitis

Complete memory loss and signs of repetition. Also known as cabbageness.

This person has signs of bradyitis

by Vangonite July 11, 2018

barditis

the condition whereof a person cannot stop inadvertently rhyming, or speaking and writing in iambic pentameter

>"are you going to the store? toilet paper, we need more"
"you're doing it again, honey"
>"what do you mean? Is it something obscene?"
"i told you if you do the rhyming again going to divorce you Steve"
>"but Barditis is from what i suffer, i know our love is getting tougher, but please bear wi.."
"i'll just go to the store myself"

by spatula007 July 2, 2023