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Boganicism
Boganicism refers to the 1. ideologies(error intended) an ideology held by groups of people within the genus of Bogannus Vulgarus, otherwise known as Bogan. Many bogans do not hold to any particular ideals, or in fact have many ideas which do not 2. involve the following: food, VB, sexual intercourse, sleep.
Those that do manage to stretch their cerebrum to the limit hold 3. opinions otherwise known as 'opinins' concurrent with bogan celebrations like 'Straya Day'. Straya Day involves the celebration of all things Strayan. Strutting around drunkenly bellowing the Strayan National Anthem, and buying Strayan flags that are made in China and tucking them down the back of low-slung shorts with half a metre of undergarment revealed above are common forms of expressing this particular ideology. 4. Fear of all things not bogan seems to feature strongly within the bogan ideology. They distrust anything or anyone who is not them. And boats, they do not like boats at all, though they find it particularly difficult to articulate why exactly. Nor do they appear to like natives, however this appears to be because they think that natives receive more unemployment benefits than they do, and not for any other less self-serving reason. They often have a particular fondness for the Southern Cross flag, though they are not sure what the five white blobs on it are, nor can they tell you why they like it, other than they 'jus' like it, that's wot'.
Those that do manage to stretch their cerebrum to the limit hold 3. opinions otherwise known as 'opinins' concurrent with bogan celebrations like 'Straya Day'. Straya Day involves the celebration of all things Strayan. Strutting around drunkenly bellowing the Strayan National Anthem, and buying Strayan flags that are made in China and tucking them down the back of low-slung shorts with half a metre of undergarment revealed above are common forms of expressing this particular ideology. 4. Fear of all things not bogan seems to feature strongly within the bogan ideology. They distrust anything or anyone who is not them. And boats, they do not like boats at all, though they find it particularly difficult to articulate why exactly. Nor do they appear to like natives, however this appears to be because they think that natives receive more unemployment benefits than they do, and not for any other less self-serving reason. They often have a particular fondness for the Southern Cross flag, though they are not sure what the five white blobs on it are, nor can they tell you why they like it, other than they 'jus' like it, that's wot'.
Boganicism by JazzX October 24, 2011
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botanical hedonist
Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'
Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.
Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...
Tim's Father: Huh?
Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...
Tim's Father: Huh?
botanical hedonist by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
Bozanism
Bozanism is an ancient philosophy which regroups the theories of the Great Bozanist.
It consists mainly into helping people who needs help...Not to give them fish, but to learn them how to fish.
It consists mainly into helping people who needs help...Not to give them fish, but to learn them how to fish.
A homeless on the street: 50¢ please!!
A Bozanist walks by one day giving him a box of chocolat. Inside, a piece of paper...and some chocolats.
But what's written? The letter says:
Go to ''x'' restaurant on ''y'' street, you will get a bargain over there, it's 3$ and you get your hungry stomach full for one day!!
The Great Bozanist
PS: The owner is part of Bozanism, so he pays the tax.
This story shows how Bozanism contribus to the society.
A Bozanist walks by one day giving him a box of chocolat. Inside, a piece of paper...and some chocolats.
But what's written? The letter says:
Go to ''x'' restaurant on ''y'' street, you will get a bargain over there, it's 3$ and you get your hungry stomach full for one day!!
The Great Bozanist
PS: The owner is part of Bozanism, so he pays the tax.
This story shows how Bozanism contribus to the society.
Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge
To smoke weed
Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge by Botanist420 July 31, 2010