Botanical 

the act of being "white girl wasted", or an absurd situation or conversation

"My relationship is totally sooo botanical", "This entire situation is botanical!!"

Botanical by Kismetkiller26 August 31, 2011

botanical 

high, blazed, lifted, lit.

Dude that MJ got me so botanical.

botanical by d supreme May 9, 2006

botanical hedonist 

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

botanical hedonist by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

Botanical Pressure

determines whether it is the right time to have a bonfire

The botanical pressure is just right. Shit let's get that fire goin'

Botanical Pressure by Hawkeye93 May 22, 2011

botanical Jesus 

(or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.

Let botanical Jesus into your lungs !

botanical Jesus by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005

Botanical Potpourri

Botanical potpourri can be acquired from a variety of retail establishments and online directly from countryside herb farms.Herbal incense is a blend of Damiana.It is recent strongest and the best flavored potpourri in the market.

Botanical Potpourri,scooby potpourri

Botanical Potpourri by Madpot Pourri November 27, 2012

botanical entrepreneur 

a fancy name for drug dealer.
def. Botanical- bo·tan·ic. of, pertaining to, made from, or containing plants: botanical survey; botanical drugs.

def. entrepreneur- a person who organizes and manages any enterprise, esp. a business, usually with considerable initiative and risk.

My boy jimmy dislikes when i called him a drug dealer, so instead i refered to him as a botanical entrepreneur

botanical entrepreneur by Oogedy L Squad August 19, 2010