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A Martini is an alcoholic drink made classically with gin and vermouth and served with a green olive (when served with coctail onions the drink is called a "Gibson").

It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.

The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.

Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)

Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
Bill: Hey, want to go drinking tonight, you know, pick up a few foaties of Olde English 800?

Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.

Bill: Sweet.
by doktorfunk March 30, 2005
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Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.
"I need that money diggity splits, man"
by doktorfunk October 15, 2006
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The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.

This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.

Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
by doktorfunk September 13, 2005
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Robin Trower is a British blues guitarist who played with Procol Harum in the 1960s and went on to solo work in the 70s, paired up with Jack Bruce of Cream in the 80s, and continues to write music to this day.

His style is noted as being very similar to that of Jimi Hendrix, and like Hendrix he was self-taught.

Despite being relatively unknown in modern times, his debut solo album, Bridge of Sighs (1974), is regarded as being one of the best Rock and Roll albums ever by many critics.
Bill: "Robin Trower is an excellent guitarist"

Jeff: "I quite agree."
by doktorfunk October 27, 2005
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Rape in a bottle
35% liquor, but tastes like juice. Chicks drink a ton and get drunk without realizing it, allowing youg men to take them home.
The girl at the office party got so drunk off of bacardi Razz and then her boss took her in the back room and helped her "file some papers".
by doktorfunk December 1, 2005
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