A totally incompetent person who has risen to his position by placing the blame on others for his mistakes, usually his subordinates. He knows the fine art of ball licking and that is how he gets his promotions. He is a "
yes" man. The whole
time he is polishing his manager's
knob, he is secretly plotting to take over his
job.
He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt
crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.
Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous
cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.
Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to
work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.
Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up
now."