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A favorably large amount of boxes to be given away or discovered.

As in the phrase "Hit the boxpot" where someone chances upon a situation in which a large number of free boxes are bestowed upon them.

Especially significant when in the process of moving away, or looking for ways to disguise the identity of Christmas presents.

Undoubtedly, a boxpot is a freaking awesome thing to be desired and cherished.
"Holy cow, I was just at the grocery store and scored a MASSIVE boxpot!"

"YESS!!! I finally, FINALLY hit the boxpot bigtime, baby!!"

"After winning the boxpot, I quit my job and retired at age 24."
boxpot by Evy Claire March 24, 2008
Related Words

Jack-in-the-boxpertise 

Expert advice or opinion pertaining to Jack in the Box "Restaurants". This is evidenced in memorization of combo prices, and a working knowledge of which employees mess up your order as well as what shifts they tend to work.
Thanks to my in-depth Jack-in-the-boxpertise, I was prepared ahead of time for the $6.01 price tag of a Medium #4 with a Diet Coke, with curly fries replacing those soggy-ass "Natural Cut Fries".

boxpopper 

A person who pops out or from behind boxes with an assault rifle or similar high-powered automatic ballistic weapon and fires projectiles in a horizontal arc in front of him.
Murdoc from The A-Team is the most renowned boxpopper.
boxpopper by Turthan Natner May 21, 2009

Boxpunch 

When a girl is being casual and either A. deserves to be punched since something lame came out of her mouth, or B. leaves her vag wide-open, you non-chalauntly punch her in the crotch.
Girl 1: Oh so I made out with Josh Green last night
Girl 2: ::boxpunch::
Girl 1: Crap I deserved that
Boxpunch by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006

boxpisser 

a girl who is too wasted to go to the bathroom, so she proceeds to piss in a box near her bed
"That girl is wasted! I bet she's a boxpisser."
boxpisser by hvac82828 February 26, 2010

boxplant 

When a man runs at a naked girl, with her pelvis tilted upwards, while holding his penis in one hand and successfully penitrates her vagina upon impact.
"Yeah, we tried a lot of wild things, even a boxplant. She liked it."
boxplant by Neil2me October 9, 2011