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borui
the hottest man alive. (almost) however, he has a whole fucking coconut on his head and bro looks like 🤓🤓🤓 just without the glasses. im convinced he used a bowl for his hair bruh what the helll
borui by Scepterius May 2, 2023
Boring cuntiness
Boring cuntiness is an illness that people are diagnosed with if they are rude, annoying , mean for no reason , and have absolutely no sense of humour.
The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
The disease was first discovered by K.R. And M.B.
Boring cuntiness by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 16, 2020
Bordinal
-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011
boring tuna
Tuna without added vegetables or other seasonings and/or flavorings that have been chopped and/or prepared by the Slap Chop.
boring tuna by BWallenstein May 30, 2009
Boring Fuckface
WWE wrestler Roman Reigns, originally dubbed the nickname by Bruce Blitz because of his incredibly boring, mundane and lazy efforts in the ring.
Boring Fuckface by LegendaryBacca3 March 3, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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