Definitions by BWallenstein

Monday 

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."

Monday by BWallenstein November 2, 2010

boring tuna

Tuna without added vegetables or other seasonings and/or flavorings that have been chopped and/or prepared by the Slap Chop.

"Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life."

boring tuna by BWallenstein May 30, 2009

Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

Slap Chop by BWallenstein May 19, 2009

fmylife

Short for 'Fuck My Life'. FMyLife is a website dedicated to creating entertainment and enjoyment from others' unfortunate circumstances and glorifying such moments for the world to see.

FMyLife allows its visitors and/or members to post 'FMLs', or short snippets containing one painful 'fuck my life' moment from that day. Each FML must begin with 'Today,' and end with 'FML.'

As of March of 2009, submitted FMLs are moderated by the site's users first, and a select few are then chosen to be sent to FMyLife moderators. Once site moderators approve FMLs they are posted on the homepage.

An example FML: "Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, 'Accidents happen.' She replied, 'Yeah, like your birth.' FML"

"Today, I went to FMyLife.com and realized my life isn't as fucked as I thought. I wasn't happy about that. FML"

fmylife by BWallenstein March 7, 2009

paper planes 

A song that is fly like paper and gets high likes planes.

M.I.A.: "I fly like paper, get high like planes."

Basically, paper planes. Enough said.

paper planes by BWallenstein October 19, 2008

playstation 3 

George Foreman grill with benefits.

Mom: "Josiah, cook me up some of them burgers on the Foreman."
Josiah: "But mother, all we have is a Playstation 3."
Mom: "I know."

playstation 3 by BWallenstein April 21, 2008