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Awesome Dick, lovely and very funny, he is the meaning of husband material. He makes you laugh when you're sad He's loyal to all the people that he love. He always takes care of you and he always be there for you!
Damn I want a men like bortey. #Husband #Material
bortey by Izzyx January 2, 2017
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A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.
“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”

Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
Bortzy by Zebra95811 May 24, 2020
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bortey Borney borey borley Borted Bootey Bortex Bortzy Bolteya Borkey
(Noun) a term used in reference to any person who has managed to survive his or her mother's failed abortion attempt(s).

The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.
"That baby is unusually cute......for a bortee."

Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."

Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."
Bortee by Timmy the Hutt March 1, 2011
An absolutely awesome Irish/German with a great personality. Oh yeah, and they are funny
"OMG that guy is funny" "He must be a Borkey"
Borkey by jamminjive May 19, 2010
Adj.

To be bored and doing nothing, even though you are extremely busy.
Hey! Did ya finish all of your homework?

Crap no! I'm hella borsey right now.
borsey by Richard Nguyen January 6, 2005
Bored and/or Horny. a combination of both.
I'm sittin by myself and I'm Borney.
Borney by JennyBugg November 2, 2006
Bolteya is a word that is used to describe a loser Egyptian guy who lives in Canada....he is a guy who had a deep affection for "Dubies" also the word 'Bolteya' can be used to describe a homosexual Arab
Ibrar: hey jay whats up?
Jay: nothing man...just ran into some loser...hes so BOLTEYA!
Bolteya by Baboose March 15, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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