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Christmas, but with more borg.
Person A: “hey, you celebrating borgmas this year?”
Person B: “yeah, lemme finish assimilating this vodka”
borgmas by Mang-Hoe December 9, 2022
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borghast 

a sondreasian word meaning annoying, idiotic or just plain boring
your such a borghast

why are you such a borghast

sorry borghast
borghast by odedodo1 October 19, 2018
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borghast 

a sondreasian word meaning idiotic, annoying and the Imbodiment of annoyingness
shut up!, borghast

your such a borghast

you are a borghast
borghast by odedodo1 October 18, 2018
v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".
Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep
borgasm by Stampy April 15, 2005

Bongmaster 

A person with skills loading, cleaning, and caring for a bong. A person with an understanding of proper bong etiquette. The person who loads and passes the bong in a group session, keeping track of whose hit it is.

The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.

The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.
Jim is an excellent Bongmaster, he makes perfect hits every time, and never misses anyone.
Bongmaster by The Bongmaster January 13, 2015
a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.
"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."
The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg
Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm
Borgasm by Alekto January 2, 2010
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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