Borgasmord 

A boring assortment of leftovers used for any meal (i.e. breakfast, lunch, or dinner).

My friend, Judy, was not happy with her leftovers. She had a borgasmord of takeout.

Borgasmord by OwningKristina March 26, 2020

bogusmord 

A buffet of options that all suck.

After completing his IT degree and accumulating $70,000 in student debt, our new graduate had a bogusmord of opportunities before him.

bogusmord by blecky December 4, 2009