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Borgasm

The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg
Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm
by Alekto January 2, 2010
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Borgasm

1) When someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) When someone has a very boring orgasm.
1) "Hey Chris! I'm having a serious borgasm here! Come over and bring Jordan. We'll make it a borgy!"

2) "I guess I'll just have a borgasm to pass the time!"
by lenovac May 7, 2010
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Borgasm

the point when the Borg start to assimilate you.
Capt'n Picard had a borgasm
by Christopher W. Henderson December 16, 2008
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Borgasm

A word used to describe the opposite of an orgasm. When a guy is getting really into it and thrusting away, while the girl is thinking of a shopping list. The guy has a great orgasm while the girl is left with a borgasm.
Mike was railing the shit out of Mary and had a monster explosion while all Mary had was a borgasm.
by Why I Oughta! August 16, 2011
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Borgasm

Right before coming, shove the borat DVD in a bodily opening and start quoting borat in a bad accent.
by tabtab January 4, 2008
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borgasm

v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".
Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep
by Stampy April 15, 2005
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borgasm

a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.
"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."
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