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Boibortion 

A shitty copypasta that is written like this:

"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"
U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<
Boibortion by LordTwist13 November 14, 2021

Bombortion 

Girl: Mom. I tried but it bombortioned
Bombortion by Risscaris June 21, 2020

brobortion 

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.
Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)
brobortion by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011

brobortion 

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.
Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.
brobortion by topaco November 30, 2016

borotsion snout rocket 

to drink hot cum out of dogs anal cavity while being fingered in the bum hole by your girlfriend
aww man i had an awsome borotsion snout rocket last wednesday!!

brobortion 

When you have a bro but you decide you don't want them to be your bro anymore.
Luis: hey man whats up?
Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-
brobortion by brobortion May 8, 2009