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Fazer boquete or pagar boquete - to do a blowjob.

Brazilian Portuguese only.
Ela fez um boquete no namorado. She did a blowjob on her boyfriend.
boquete by Allan Thiago June 6, 2007
Faça um boquete para mim - Do a blowjob for me!
boquete by Márcio December 15, 2003
Brazil: Ato de fazer sexo oral no pênis.

Act of having oral sex on the penis.(blow job). Slang.
Maria fez um boquete maravilhoso ontem.
Boquete by Cumedor Evil July 3, 2018

pagar boquete 

Literally "to pay a blowjob", it means someone who gives you a fellatio, an oral sex.
Pt-br: Essas minas gostar de pagar boquete.
Literally: There girls like to pay a blowjob.
pagar boquete by cxxx88 August 25, 2015

Boqueefious 

Violent vomiting from thy vagina
when we had intercourse that nasty bitch boqueefioused on my dick
Boqueefious by sir_boqueefious September 16, 2018

boquet of mary-jane's flowers 

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
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