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boomerware 

*cracks open monster* Now Windows XP, THAT was a good OS. - Typical Boomerware user
boomerware by xDDDDDroflmaoxddd December 29, 2018
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Boomerwaffen 

Typically applies to people 55 and older who support Trump. They have flags attached to their truck and are heavily armed. They generally won't attack because they follow the law and don't want to lose the comfy lives they've built for themselves. They are on standby for when the call is given to start the next civil war. They have a sense of entitlement because their ancestors fought in previous wars for the United States and a lot of them are veterans themselves.
Boomerwaffen will rise up if Trump gives the signal.
Boomerwaffen by LordViper November 15, 2020

boomerwang 

a penis that is excessively bent and/or twisted
Matthew Vagenius has a boomerwang that resembles a small pealed banana
boomerwang by ryan November 3, 2003

Boomerwang 

That friend of yours who is a total cock and whatever you do to get rid of them they always come back.
I saw Jim in the pub again last night so I ran out of the back door went to the pub across the road. After ordering a pint I turned around and the cock was there smiling at me. Was a total boomerwang.
Boomerwang by Barrattino July 30, 2016

Boomerwang 

When you send a dick pick and they send you a dick pick back
I thought I was texting a girl but they sent me a boomerwang
Boomerwang by Lilstiify May 9, 2020

Boomerparel 

Conjunction of "Boomer" and "Apparel", Boomerparel is a vein of edgy "Attitude" t-shirts that are typically long-winded statements of how tough, independent, sassy, patriotic, grumpy, or any other boastful sentiments the individual wearing them is. Typically worn by Boomers, but occasionally seen on aging Gen-X. Shirts with statements such as:
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"

A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
Sunday Lunch Rush at Golden Corral has enough Boomerparel to make me want to gouge my eyes out...
Boomerparel by The Kilted Heathen October 13, 2021

Boomerwang 

Noun - A man's penis or 'wang' which is irregularly shaped, usually referring to the curve it has when erect
Beckie: I banged this guy the other week with a real boomerwang!
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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