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Boomerwaffen 

Typically applies to people 55 and older who support Trump. They have flags attached to their truck and are heavily armed. They generally won't attack because they follow the law and don't want to lose the comfy lives they've built for themselves. They are on standby for when the call is given to start the next civil war. They have a sense of entitlement because their ancestors fought in previous wars for the United States and a lot of them are veterans themselves.
Boomerwaffen will rise up if Trump gives the signal.
Boomerwaffen by LordViper November 15, 2020

boomerwang 

a penis that is excessively bent and/or twisted
Matthew Vagenius has a boomerwang that resembles a small pealed banana
boomerwang by ryan November 3, 2003

Boomerwang 

That friend of yours who is a total cock and whatever you do to get rid of them they always come back.
I saw Jim in the pub again last night so I ran out of the back door went to the pub across the road. After ordering a pint I turned around and the cock was there smiling at me. Was a total boomerwang.
Boomerwang by Barrattino July 30, 2016

Boomerwang 

When you send a dick pick and they send you a dick pick back
I thought I was texting a girl but they sent me a boomerwang
Boomerwang by Lilstiify May 9, 2020

Boomerparel 

Conjunction of "Boomer" and "Apparel", Boomerparel is a vein of edgy "Attitude" t-shirts that are typically long-winded statements of how tough, independent, sassy, patriotic, grumpy, or any other boastful sentiments the individual wearing them is. Typically worn by Boomers, but occasionally seen on aging Gen-X. Shirts with statements such as:
•"I'm Sorry, You're Coming For My What?" with the graphic of a Redneck skeleton and an arsenal of guns at his back.
•"ATTENTION! Until Further Notice My STUPID PEOPLE FILTER Needs Cleaned, And My GIVE A DAMN Meter Is Broken!" with, oddly enough, a "gothic" rendition of Spyro the Dragon
•"I'm sorry, did I OFFEND you!?"
•"My Freedoms Don't End Where Your Fear Begins"

A sub-group of Overly Religious Boomerparel can be found worn by all ages, with phrases such as "Leave The Judgin' To JESUS" or some such.
Sunday Lunch Rush at Golden Corral has enough Boomerparel to make me want to gouge my eyes out...
Boomerparel by The Kilted Heathen October 13, 2021

Boomerwang 

Noun - A man's penis or 'wang' which is irregularly shaped, usually referring to the curve it has when erect
Beckie: I banged this guy the other week with a real boomerwang!