That friend of yours who is a total cock and whatever you do to get rid of them they always come back.
I saw Jim in the pub again last night so I ran out of the back door went to the pub across the road. After ordering a pint I turned around and the cock was there smiling at me. Was a total boomerwang.
by Barrattino March 12, 2016
A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
by Barrattino April 17, 2024
Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!
by Barrattino January 16, 2014
When you great your fellow heterosexual male friend with a big hug and you realise he has a hard-on.
When I saw Jim down the pub last week I gave him my usual greeting. As I slapped his back I felt something hard against me. The fucker was giving me a Nancy Cuddle.
by Barrattino March 12, 2016