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Bookpooper

One who brings reading material into the bathroom for use while on the toilet.
Don't lend Gary your first edition; he's a bookpooper.
Bookpooper by Granite State September 23, 2009
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muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.
I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.
muddy bookmark by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Bookman's Bluff 

When an Author creates something where people say: "That doesn't make sense" but excuses it with: "It all makes sense when you consider it's acually a methaphor"
Masahiro Sakurai pulled a Bookman's Bluff when he created Kirby:

"Kirby doesn't make sense as a creature but he will make sense as a methaphor." Brian David Gilbert, 2020
Bookman's Bluff by Sturmward July 29, 2021
A name for a child's Grandfather. Derived from Jimmy Stewart's character in "Mr Hobbs Take a Vacation". It is a pet name for grandfather used in some parts of the US.
The boys are going to see Boompa this week.
Boompa by HunRugger July 5, 2011

Buffalo bookmark 

wiping feces on the page of a book
Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

Crappy Bookmark 

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!