boogerdick

A dick with a booger firmly wedged in the pee hole resulting in an erratic urine stream.

I’m sorry I pissed on your floor secondary to my boogerdick.

boogerdick by Noam Chomsky October 24, 2020

boogerjack 

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.

"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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boogerjack by sackiller April 17, 2012

Boogersick 

Boogersick is when you eat too many boogers, and your stomach feels sick.

If you keep eating your boogers all the time, you're gonna be boogersick.

Boogersick by junkpuppy October 31, 2016

boogerfucker 

a dude who fucked a girl through her nose and his dick touched a booger

PersonA: Did you know personb fucked a girl through her nose and it touched a booger!

PersonC: He's such a boogerfucker!

boogerfucker by smelly booger 123 June 24, 2023

bonerdickin 

repeatedly revving your diesel truck

Dude let’s go bonerdickin with our trucks after church!

bonerdickin by Diesel 911 June 23, 2019

boogerwich

A boogerwich is nasal boogers placed on a sandwich or a hamburger. They are usually served to unknowing recipients as a practical joke or revenge.

Instead of the normal ham sandwich that Peter's boss would usually receive from him each day at noon, Peter decided to bring him a ham boogerwich instead.

boogerwich by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

boogerlock 

A Boogerlock is formed when several strands of nosehair become entangled in a booger, effectively forming a nose-dreadlock. Not so much nappy, but rather goopey.

Yo Fred! After you wipe your nose, you best take some clippers to that nose hair of yours- lest you be wearing them boogerlocks!

boogerlock by xeroedouttwice October 21, 2010