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boogerlock 

A Boogerlock is formed when several strands of nosehair become entangled in a booger, effectively forming a nose-dreadlock. Not so much nappy, but rather goopey.
Yo Fred! After you wipe your nose, you best take some clippers to that nose hair of yours- lest you be wearing them boogerlocks!
boogerlock by xeroedouttwice October 21, 2010
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boogerjack 

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.
"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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boogerjack by sackiller April 17, 2012

boozeblock 

the annoying friend who will not let you drink when they are around because it is against their morals.
we wanted to get crunk, but joe was being a boozeblock because his parents were sleeping above us
boozeblock by theprodigy August 5, 2008

boogerhook 

(n.)A sharp back-handed slap of the hand, done with the index or index and middle finger extended, as if flinging a booger.

(v.) To boogerhook somebody.

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Neil boogerhooked Janice for pinching his scrotum.
boogerhook by Blenderhead71 February 12, 2007

Boogersick 

Boogersick is when you eat too many boogers, and your stomach feels sick.
If you keep eating your boogers all the time, you're gonna be boogersick.
Boogersick by junkpuppy October 31, 2016

boogerfucker 

a dude who fucked a girl through her nose and his dick touched a booger
PersonA: Did you know personb fucked a girl through her nose and it touched a booger!

PersonC: He's such a boogerfucker!

boogerloon 

Booger + balloon; a booger that is full of air like a balloon.
Joe's booger blew up like a balloon, and dried that way!
It was the biggest boogerloon I'd ever seen.
boogerloon by Hauling Handyman June 21, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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