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boogerjack 

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.
"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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boogerjack by sackiller April 17, 2012

boozeblock 

the annoying friend who will not let you drink when they are around because it is against their morals.
we wanted to get crunk, but joe was being a boozeblock because his parents were sleeping above us
boozeblock by theprodigy August 5, 2008

boogerhook 

(n.)A sharp back-handed slap of the hand, done with the index or index and middle finger extended, as if flinging a booger.

(v.) To boogerhook somebody.

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Neil boogerhooked Janice for pinching his scrotum.
boogerhook by Blenderhead71 February 12, 2007

Boogersick 

Boogersick is when you eat too many boogers, and your stomach feels sick.
If you keep eating your boogers all the time, you're gonna be boogersick.
Boogersick by junkpuppy October 31, 2016

boogerfucker 

a dude who fucked a girl through her nose and his dick touched a booger
PersonA: Did you know personb fucked a girl through her nose and it touched a booger!

PersonC: He's such a boogerfucker!

boogerloon 

Booger + balloon; a booger that is full of air like a balloon.
Joe's booger blew up like a balloon, and dried that way!
It was the biggest boogerloon I'd ever seen.
boogerloon by Hauling Handyman June 21, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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