boogerlock

A Boogerlock is formed when several strands of nosehair become entangled in a booger, effectively forming a nose-dreadlock. Not so much nappy, but rather goopey.

Yo Fred! After you wipe your nose, you best take some clippers to that nose hair of yours- lest you be wearing them boogerlocks!

boogerlock by xeroedouttwice October 21, 2010

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boogerjack

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.

"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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boogerjack by sackiller April 17, 2012

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boozeblock

the annoying friend who will not let you drink when they are around because it is against their morals.

we wanted to get crunk, but joe was being a boozeblock because his parents were sleeping above us

boozeblock by theprodigy August 5, 2008

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boogerhook

(n.)A sharp back-handed slap of the hand, done with the index or index and middle finger extended, as if flinging a booger.

(v.) To boogerhook somebody.

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Neil boogerhooked Janice for pinching his scrotum.

boogerhook by Blenderhead71 February 12, 2007