A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.
During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.
by ferrdog April 11, 2008
The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.
Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?
Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.
Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.
by urmomisaslut.com November 9, 2023
by damiensurnameless November 2, 2023