boofcase

A condom or chapstick container that you put in your ass to conceal an object or substance

yo nigga, wanna erc, i boofcased that shit up in this bitch

by mr.plenty February 3, 2024

bookcase poser

someone who poses like they are smart;
a pseudo intellectual that likes to take pictures in front of books

the word "bookcase poser" comes from the media tradition of posing people (usually politicians etc) in front of a bookcase full of hard to read books to sell the impression that they are more intelligent than you

"hey homie,today on the news they interviewed bookcase poser, big bird ,from sesame street...man,that dude is a bird brain.he ain't read all them books!"

by reverend-triggafinga March 16, 2009

Well I ain't building no bookcase

well I ain't building no bookcase

a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious

comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"

theres a pipe in front of you. you start packing it with pot your friend says "you gonna smoke that"
you say...

Well I ain't building no bookcase

by slappy the singing sea otter November 10, 2010

Boofcake

A combination of boof, cake, and beefcake, used to describe a man with a large ass.

After meeting her mom for the first time, I couldn't help but wonder where my girlfriend got such a fat ass from... and then I met the boofcake she calls dad.

by dung beetle deuce September 4, 2017

bookcase

-verb 1. the act of standing naked in a shower with two or more other persons (usually friends) and shuffling around like books being arranged in a bookcase so that each person gets a turn under the shower head.

1. After we hopped out of the pool, the three of us got into the shower to bookcase.

by arthme September 18, 2009

bookcase

piece of furniture used in america to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles.

by fredo October 22, 2003

Bookcased

When you bookcase a door or create a wall of bookcases to keep the zombies out

I've just bookcased the door!

by TGR12 October 29, 2015