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bookcase

-verb 1. the act of standing naked in a shower with two or more other persons (usually friends) and shuffling around like books being arranged in a bookcase so that each person gets a turn under the shower head.
1. After we hopped out of the pool, the three of us got into the shower to bookcase.
by arthme September 18, 2009
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bookcase

piece of furniture used in america to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles.
by fredo October 22, 2003
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bookcase

Act of taking your fist, forcing it down one's throat, grabbing their tailbone with the same hand, pulling out their skeleton and watching their lifeless corpse fall to the ground all limp and what not, naturally.
While this one girl was giving me head, and i was just about to come, I told her to stop, and when she opened her mouth to ask what was wrong I bookcased that bitch. Then I came
by tommy lynch May 25, 2004
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bookcase poser

someone who poses like they are smart;
a pseudo intellectual that likes to take pictures in front of books

the word "bookcase poser" comes from the media tradition of posing people (usually politicians etc) in front of a bookcase full of hard to read books to sell the impression that they are more intelligent than you
"hey homie,today on the news they interviewed bookcase poser, big bird ,from sesame street...man,that dude is a bird brain.he ain't read all them books!"
by reverend-triggafinga March 16, 2009
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bookcase butt

(n) a much larger version of a shelf butt.
Bitch had a butt so big you could stack an entire library on it. She had a bookcase butt!
by CrazyJoe0813 June 29, 2008
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Well I ain't building no bookcase

well I ain't building no bookcase

a sarcastic response to the query "what are you doing?""what are you doing with that" when your exact intentions are clearly obvious

comes from a line from a line in the 4th episode of the HBO series BOARDWALK EMPIRE by bootlegger Chalky White as played by Michael K. Williams (Omar from The Wire) orating the grand wizerd of the kkk about the lynching death of his father shortly before torturing him
Chalky's dead father was a carpentor.Chalky whips out his old carpentry tools, the klansman responds "what are you going to do with them?" chalky responds
"well I ain't building no bookcase"
theres a pipe in front of you. you start packing it with pot your friend says "you gonna smoke that"
you say...

Well I ain't building no bookcase
by slappy the singing sea otter November 10, 2010
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Fuck Bookcase

It’s that thing that you when you don’t know what to say
by Omegacannon October 18, 2018
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