A combination of boof, cake, and beefcake, used to describe a man with a large ass.
After meeting her mom for the first time, I couldn't help but wonder where my girlfriend got such a fat ass from... and then I met the boofcake she calls dad.
A play on the wordBukkake, used to describe ejaculating on a partner's face in situations when more discretion may be needed, such as work, school, church, etc.
When I asked Erin if she would like some boocake, she was intrigued, yet completely unaware that she would resemble a glazed doughnut by the end of the night.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.