boomer (s)

Alien beings born between 1946-1964. Sent here from Mars to bring us horrible music, food and culture. They fall into two categories a)Hippie Boomer b)Republican Boomer.(See below) Gave birth to Gen Xers and Y's. They are either desperately trying to hang onto their jobs or looking to retire and send boring emails to their kids.

Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.

Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.

Mary: Hey, hows it going?
Julie: I found out my parents are Baby Boomers.
Mary: I'm so sorry.

by Melizza September 19, 2005

Boozer's gloom

The comedown after an alcholic high.

The depressing feeling you get when you stop drinking.

Me: How are you feeling?

Mate: Bloody miserable, after 10 pints last night I've got boozer's gloom

by Johnnyboyz98 April 24, 2022

boomer (s)

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father

those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.

by blistre April 18, 2005

boomer (s)

Like a hummer, but involving Pop Rocks(see hummer)

Betty lost her teeth from all that candy, but boy does she give great boomers.

by TakTik May 20, 2005

Booler’s throat

When you have been partying/boiling too hard, such as vaping, smoking weed, or drinking too much, and your throat starts hurting. Commonly mistaken for being sick.

I went out last night drinking and vaped a lot, then came back and smoked weed and now I have booler’s throat.

by Collegedummy420 September 24, 2022

Belly booger’s

The collection of particles that have formed a hard but malleable substance in your belly button.

What is that..... do you have a belly booger’s!!!!

by Membersofthevulturerun July 7, 2019

COVID-boomer(s)

What we call babies born in 2021, when a pandemic due to COVID-19 happened in 2020 and everyone was locked up at home or "quarantined", in result sexual activities arose in a home setting or backseat of a car or some wilderness escape trip to some national park (because this was still considered "social-distancing") between partners and created babies and shit. You get the gist. They may have been wearing masks...but i guess condoms weren't as important.

Did you see Kevin's new baby?!

Oh yeah, you mean his COVID-boomer(s)?

Yes, dude I know so many COVID-boomers, it's crazy!

by MellyGumtang September 13, 2020