boobspurt

a sudden development of the breasts

Sam said "My boobs seem to be the smallest of the group. Eventhough I felt like I just had a boobspurt."

by Not Johan December 27, 2007

boobspert

When somebody is judging a girl on the size of her boobs
self appointed boob expert

"Beyonce is hot but you can tell that she pushes up her boobs, says the boobspert"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"

by Dstack November 27, 2014

boobsturbate

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.

Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.

by SUPER ddong-jjeem April 20, 2012

boobscured

1. When you're fooled into thinking a girl is cuter than she really is, due to her profile picture being taken a an angle that emphasizes breasts and not the rests

2. being distracted by boobs in general

"I didn't know she had a tail! Her profile picture totally boobscured that!"

by hellomybaby October 24, 2008

Boobslut

A woman, who after giving birth to a child, lets a man drink her breast milk.

Mom: "Your not the only one who enjoyed my breast milk when you when you were a baby."

Son: "Your such a boobslut!"

by digg comments May 26, 2008

Boobsturbation

Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.

It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.

When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.

Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.

by boobsturbation=meboobsrhappy December 11, 2013

boobsout

v to utilize witty one liners to successfully convince a girl to expose her breasts to you. Maybe not immediately - not necessarily in a 'flashing' scenario - but at some point in the not too distant future.

With like one shot of booze in your guts you could mirror her perfectly. She'd say something dumb - you'd tell her how smart it sounds. Then boobsout.

by BenzinoR May 21, 2010