When somebody is judging a girl on the size of her boobs
self appointed boob expert
"Beyonce is hot but you can tell that she pushes up her boobs, says the boobspert"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"
When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
1. When you're fooled into thinking a girl is cuter than she really is, due to her profile picture being taken a an angle that emphasizes breasts and not the rests
2. being distracted by boobs in general
"I didn't know she had a tail! Her profile picturetotally boobscured that!"
It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.
When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jennycame home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.
v to utilize witty one liners to successfully convince a girl to expose her breasts to you. Maybe not immediately - not necessarily in a 'flashing' scenario - but at some point in the not too distant future.
With like one shot of booze in your guts you could mirror her perfectly. She'd say something dumb - you'd tell her how smart it sounds. Then boobsout.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.