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boobspurt 

a sudden development of the breasts
Sam said "My boobs seem to be the smallest of the group. Eventhough I felt like I just had a boobspurt."
boobspurt by Not Johan December 27, 2007
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boobspert 

When somebody is judging a girl on the size of her boobs
self appointed boob expert
"Beyonce is hot but you can tell that she pushes up her boobs, says the boobspert"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"
boobspert by Dstack November 27, 2014

boobsturbate 

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.

boobscured 

1. When you're fooled into thinking a girl is cuter than she really is, due to her profile picture being taken a an angle that emphasizes breasts and not the rests

2. being distracted by boobs in general
"I didn't know she had a tail! Her profile picture totally boobscured that!"
boobscured by hellomybaby October 24, 2008

Boobslut 

A woman, who after giving birth to a child, lets a man drink her breast milk.
Mom: "Your not the only one who enjoyed my breast milk when you when you were a baby."

Son: "Your such a boobslut!"
Boobslut by digg comments May 26, 2008

Boobsturbation 

Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.

It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.

When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.

boobsout 

v to utilize witty one liners to successfully convince a girl to expose her breasts to you. Maybe not immediately - not necessarily in a 'flashing' scenario - but at some point in the not too distant future.
With like one shot of booze in your guts you could mirror her perfectly. She'd say something dumb - you'd tell her how smart it sounds. Then boobsout.
boobsout by BenzinoR May 21, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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