"Beyonce is hot but you can tell that she pushes up her boobs, says the boobspert"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"
When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
1. When you're fooled into thinking a girl is cuter than she really is, due to her profile picture being taken a an angle that emphasizes breasts and not the rests
It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.
When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxationdecided to have at some boobsturbation.
v to utilize witty one liners to successfully convince a girl to expose her breasts to you. Maybe not immediately - not necessarily in a 'flashing' scenario - but at some point in the not too distant future.
With like one shot of booze in your guts you could mirror her perfectly. She'd say something dumb - you'd tell her how smart it sounds. Then boobsout.