bonot

a flawless and goofy way to call an ass

"OH EM GEE!! YOUR BONOT IS AMAZING!!"

by slayqueen4eva June 10, 2023

Bono, my tyres are gone

A term used in Formula 1 by Sir Lewis Hamilton to secretly say that he is going to do multiple fastest laps of the race

Bono: Verstappen is closing the gap behind

Lewis: I cant keep him behind Bono, my tyres are gone we are on the wrong strategy.

*proceeds to win the race with 30 seconds gap infront of 2nd place

Lewis: Those redbulls are getting really fast they are catching us

by SLKILL March 17, 2021

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo

by M8Damon October 13, 2016

Bongtonium

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.

1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!

by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018

Sticky bonobo

A sticky bonobo is when your penis is glazed with sperm

Imma beat my meat till I have a sticky bonobo

by Shshshdjsjsdndnddn September 30, 2019

Bonetrousle

The sudden urge to eat spaghetti, make puzzles or capture humans. Sometimes, it's all three.

Dude 1: Hey Brother, why don't you sit down and have some spaghetti!
Dude 2: Okay, but why is there a kid wrapped in Duct Tape?
Dude 1: I captured him! He is my prisoner!
Dude 2: Did you have a case of Bonetrousle again?
Dude 1: Yep.
Dude 2: Also, the kid escaped.
Dude 1: WHAAAT?!?!
Dude 2: That kid knows how to get out of a STICKY situation!
Dude 1: That pun was terrible!
Dude 2: C'mon! You're smiling.
Dude 1: I am and I hate it. I guess it's now time to set up my puzzles again.

by TheGuyOnTheInternet August 10, 2016

Juggle Bonito

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.

N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!

by CP89 October 15, 2008