Bongtonium

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.

1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!

by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018

Blingtonium

A material that can't be touched due to its awesome amount of bling.

The Yamaha Raptor 700R will never touch the Suzki LTR 450 due to its high level of blingtonium.

by Brandons moms lover. April 4, 2011

boneronium

The secret ingredient in erectile dysfunction pills.

“Try our new, improved ED pill! Now with BONERONIUM!”

by Shaker Heights February 25, 2019