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A Bonothon is a cute-kind and caring man who looks kind of like a sad puppy, similar to KK Slider from Animal Crossing. Is sometimes a cuck, will be ok with his girlfriend seeing other men. Likes coffee, gets his bike stolen all the time.
Did you hear about the guy who let his girlfriend sleep with his dad?

Definitely a Bonothon.
bonothon by T0yT0ale October 19, 2022
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bonophone 

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.
Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.
bonophone by Scroddidly October 19, 2007
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Bonotonous

The point where you hear Bono preach the same thing more than once.
"No! That's enough, he's getting bonotonous now."
Bonotonous by Fat Pat July 17, 2005

bonathon 

An event in which boning takes place on a very large scale, this includes homo or heterosexual relations, but usually homo.
Thom, Jarrett, and I all took part in a huge bonathon last night.
bonathon by Mercedes Benz January 2, 2007

bonophone 

Another word for the expresion skin flute.
Mark isn't only a Flamer, he's a musician too! He loves to play the bonophone.
bonophone by Scrodiddly October 6, 2007

Bonathon 

A group expedition on bikes up to the Cime de la Bonette in Southern France.
Note: Not involving sex in any shape or form, I want to make that quite clear.
Big Al: Guys are you going to come on the Bonathon at the end of the month?

Tiny Tim: You bet your ass!
Fred: I'm in.
Kim: I'll be there
Profession-Al: Try and stop me.
Hulkster: Affirmative
Bonathon by zzwill September 8, 2011

Bonotonous

The state of extreme, monotonous boredom, usually associated with study leave and exams. Extreme boredom Leaves you spending days on end in your room, revising, chatting on msn, and making strange words on urban dictionary.
"Man, this revising sucks, im so f**king bonotonous, im gunna get off msn and watch some paint dry."
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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