bonneritis 

When you have an unwanted bonner that will not go down, even after attempting to free your mind.

"Damn, i have this raging bonner right now, i must have bonneritis"

bonneritis by cryocardio April 23, 2014

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

Boneitis by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

benderitis 

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

benderitis by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

Sand Boneritis 

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

Sand Boneritis by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis 

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

boneritis by dk? May 28, 2005

boneridis 

When you get a boner and can't get rid of it.

He has boneridis.

boneridis by Betterer stuffs April 22, 2015