bonjai 

Bonjai was once a dinosaur. They love to FUCK. Bonjai’s have a long schlong they use it whenever they can, Bonjai’s are gentle and sweet. They love. Their favorite number is 420.

WOW I can’t believe you did a Bonjai last night that’s incredible!

bonjai by Giant stuffed panda November 27, 2018

bonji 

to be the best

he was bonji at everything he did he never lost

he shot a bonji on the course today 6 under par

bonji by followmw November 24, 2009

bonsai 

A small shrub that resembles a tree. So small yet so full of treeness.

I went to the store and bought a Bonsai tree.

bonsai by NYF November 21, 2004

bonsai sized 

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

Bonzai 

an epic battle cry

as the soldiers ran towards the enemy the shouted "BONZAI"

Bonzai by WeNeedTheOil May 17, 2016

bonsai 

The ad that comes up everytime somebody goes on urban dictionary to look up something. Comes in on the middle of the page most of the time.

For men, for women, bonsai sandals. The coolest sandals on the block. (not)

bonsai by bladezguy December 9, 2008