Bonkai

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A reference to the anime called Bleach.

Used when the lewds demand something more than a simple horny jail.

xxx: (posts lewds)
yyy: *bonk* go to horny jail
xxx: (posts porn)
yyy: Bonkai. Senbonkzakura Kageyoshi.

Bonkai by vhoaira November 18, 2020

Words you can keep

Bonkai

Your own super power that can be exerted both online or in real life.

You betta get bak b4 i unleesh meh bonkai!!!!1111

Bonkai by SpeedBrownie December 23, 2008

Related Words

Bonkai • Bonka i bastun • bonzai • Bankai • bonsai • bonka • bonking • bonkis • bonkie • Bonair

Bonkai

The ship name of the characters Bonnie Bennett and Malichai Parker in The Vampire Diaries series.

( Bonnie x Kai = Bonkai )

Omg did you see the latest epidoe of TVD? I totally ship Bonkai!

Bonkai by Cartters October 12, 2015

to have a borkai

Participate in a modestly budgeted, cocaine fueled orgy on a rented yacht, blasting trashy Eastern European party music, where the hookers are reimbursed from EU funds.

Dude, you really should try to have a borkai sometime. I had one in the weekend, and man it was a blast!

to have a borkai by yayvideogames October 7, 2019

oinking and bonking

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

oinking and bonking by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

bonkathon

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days

Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month

bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006

bonsai

A small shrub that resembles a tree. So small yet so full of treeness.

I went to the store and bought a Bonsai tree.

bonsai by NYF November 21, 2004

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026