Bonkai

A reference to the anime called Bleach.

Used when the lewds demand something more than a simple horny jail.

xxx: (posts lewds)
yyy: *bonk* go to horny jail
xxx: (posts porn)
yyy: Bonkai. Senbonkzakura Kageyoshi.

by vhoaira November 18, 2020

Bonkai

Your own super power that can be exerted both online or in real life.

You betta get bak b4 i unleesh meh bonkai!!!!1111

by SpeedBrownie December 23, 2008

Bonkai

The ship name of the characters Bonnie Bennett and Malichai Parker in The Vampire Diaries series.

( Bonnie x Kai = Bonkai )

Omg did you see the latest epidoe of TVD? I totally ship Bonkai!

by Cartters October 12, 2015

to have a borkai

Participate in a modestly budgeted, cocaine fueled orgy on a rented yacht, blasting trashy Eastern European party music, where the hookers are reimbursed from EU funds.

Dude, you really should try to have a borkai sometime. I had one in the weekend, and man it was a blast!

by yayvideogames October 7, 2019

oinking and bonking

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

bonkathon

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days

Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month

by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006

bonsai

A small shrub that resembles a tree. So small yet so full of treeness.

I went to the store and bought a Bonsai tree.

by NYF November 21, 2004