Bongoled 

BONGOLED- A state in which even the basic of tasks simply can't be completed; you achieve this state via hitting a fat bong

"yo bro, I'm fuckinnn bongoled!"

"Load up another bowl let's get bongoled"

Bongoled by SquishyPrincess February 22, 2017

Bongled 

When you’re on two substances at the same time. I.e Alcohol and weed or adderal and weed.

Mate I’m fucking bongled on beer and weed.

Bongled by CxLolz June 15, 2018

bongoed 

Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).

Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!

bongoed by Zo0 September 14, 2008

Bongled 

A laptop that is completely fucked

here mate, this laptop is bongled

Bongled by Brokied IT June 20, 2022

Bongolese 

A fictional tribe invented by Richard Dawkins in his book "The God Delusion" to make fun of cultural relativism.

"If I am accused of murder, and prosecuting counsel sternly asks me whether it is true that I was in Chicago on the night of the crime, I cannot get away with a philosophical evasion: 'It depends what you mean by "true".' Nor with an anthropological, relativist plea: 'It is only in your Western scientific sense of "in" that I was in Chicago. The Bongolese have a completely different concept of "in", according to which you are only truly "in" a place if you are an anointed elder entitled to take snuff from the dried scrotum of a goat.'" (Dawkins, R. 2006 "The God Delusion", Bantam Press).

Bongolese by Jim Alabim November 22, 2011

Bonggled 

When a female gets fucked rapidly and hard by a swarm of hood-niggas who don’t give a fuck about her or her kids feelings even when her kids are watching.

Damn, did you just see Stephanie get Bonggled by everyone at the party?

I feel sorry for the kids who have their mother’s bonggled.

Wow! She got bonggled so much the room smells like a cum sack.

Bonggled by WebsterThesaurus July 15, 2019

um-bongoed 

Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.

("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)

"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."

um-bongoed by Weather Eye December 11, 2007