bonerope 

god knows what the hell it is

ok, put your hand under your knee
and press up can you feel that thing

wtf is that is it a bone?
it feels like a rope though

its obviously your bonerope

bonerope by Jordanrayner January 28, 2008

bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

bonerodeo 

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

bonerodeo by scott gelato October 10, 2010

Bonerometrics 

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

Bonerometrics by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023