bonerope

ok, put your hand under your knee
and press up can you feel that thing

wtf is that is it a bone?
it feels like a rope though

its obviously your bonerope

bonerope by Jordanrayner January 28, 2008

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bonerometer

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

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bonerope • bonerodeo • bonerometer • Bonerometrics

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

bonerodeo by scott gelato October 10, 2010

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Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

Bonerometrics by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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