Someone who often soft boils eggs and inserts them into their own Anus. Incubating them for sometime after proceeding to lay such eggs onto a decorative plate for friend and family to eat at functions
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Something about a woman that gives you an instant boner alert. It could be a fabulous peachy arse or a pair of pert and pokey nipples. A bonerlicious feeling that leaves you throbbing with a prime boner.
by littlemissperky April 29, 2008
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Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'
Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'
by Barry Dinpoon May 8, 2007
Get the bonerloaf mug.Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.
example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"
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Get the bonerlicious mug.1. to dock one's bone in any sort of port. And by port I mean any available place to put one's bone. Use your imagination.
Dude, I totally bonedocked this one chick last night... in her mouth, titties, and asshole.
I'm kinda bored on this airplane, I think I will bonedock the drain of the sink in the bathroom.
I'm kinda bored on this airplane, I think I will bonedock the drain of the sink in the bathroom.
by muthafucka January 9, 2008
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