bonerlock 

Someone who often soft boils eggs and inserts them into their own Anus. Incubating them for sometime after proceeding to lay such eggs onto a decorative plate for friend and family to eat at functions

I cant wait for Aunties Bonerlocks

bonerlock by Thermooaf August 10, 2023

Bonerlicious 

When something sounds, or tastes so good it has the effect of giving you a boner.

"Oh man this sandwich is bonerlicious!"

Bonerlicious by DMESH December 14, 2011

bonerlicious 

Something about a woman that gives you an instant boner alert. It could be a fabulous peachy arse or a pair of pert and pokey nipples. A bonerlicious feeling that leaves you throbbing with a prime boner.

Her tight peachy buns are bonerlicious.

bonerlicious by littlemissperky April 29, 2008

bonerloaf

Use when no other word will suffice.

Origin: just because it's impossible not to laugh the first time you hear 'bonerloaf.'

Neil: Wow, that was... I mean it just... that's....
Bob: ...Bonerloaf?
Neil: Exactly!

bonerloaf by Barry Dinpoon May 8, 2007

Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.

example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

Bonerocity by Daddy Dingus Dude May 10, 2016

bonerlicious 

someone so hot u get a boner from her

damn that kaci girl is bonerlicious

bonerlicious by mach 3 June 19, 2003

bonedock 

1. to dock one's bone in any sort of port. And by port I mean any available place to put one's bone. Use your imagination.

Dude, I totally bonedocked this one chick last night... in her mouth, titties, and asshole.

I'm kinda bored on this airplane, I think I will bonedock the drain of the sink in the bathroom.

bonedock by muthafucka January 9, 2008