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Boner-block 

When you try to jack off but you start to lose your boner because you can't think of anything or you lose your horniness.
John tried to jack off but he failed because he got boner-block.
Boner-block by usuck329 May 8, 2009
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Boner-block 

Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
Boner-block by drswagman October 29, 2011

Minecraft Bone Block Sexual 

It's when you get turned on by the Bone Block sound in minecraft.
"Ooh bruh this block sounds so nice, I kinda get turned on by it".

"Bruh you must be Minecraft Bone Block Sexual then".

Boner Blockers 

A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection
This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!
Boner Blockers by Jba000HD December 14, 2016

Boner blockade 

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
Boner blockade by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

bone block

like a cockblock, only while you fuck a girl
i was fucking my girlfriend, but my parents bone blocked me
bone block by brick02 December 3, 2014

Black Bone 

A darkskinned female. opposite of redbone.
Malik: I love them redbones. Brandon always go for the Black Bone.

Kirim: I know huh just like alexus

Brandon: im a Black Bone myself
Black Bone by KB The Great November 9, 2009
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