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to donate your boner, temporarily or permanently
hey federico it was so thoughtful of you to bonate your 6.5 flaccid
bonate by dingledingledingle June 1, 2014
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bontensmanager 

Bontensmanager is basically a god who has the most correct opinions on everything. They always devour.
Do you know bontensmanager? Of fucking course.😁
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?
bontensmanager by 👹👹👹👹 November 13, 2021
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Bontemgasm 

The unrestrained physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Australian football viewing excitation.
1. I've just had a Bontemgasm, please pass the tissues.
Bontemgasm by Australian idle March 27, 2015
Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.
Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!
Bonage by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
Befouled Bonathan by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
term used to describe a very good looking woman.
-Guy 1:Wow bro, you see that broad standing there, isn't she looking good.
-Guy 2:yah bro, shes a fkn bonats.
bonats by guido-st.leo February 3, 2008

Bonation 

When a man reaches out to a female to donate his boner to her
Reginald: Today we are donating $91,662.00 to the local college

Veronica (hott chic): Can you donate something to me?

Reginald: Hmmm... i do have something i can give you....my bonation
Bonation by gordon83 January 15, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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