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A worse-than-normal open source evangelist who wants to destroy Microsoft and uses open source software so he can be labeled 'different'. It is suspected that if BSD had a 95% market share, he would immediately switch to Windows. Very egotistical and always extremely condescending, like many of his ilk.
<some guy> What's a good defragmenting program for XP?
<boltsky> use BSD newb, you dont need to defrag FFS fucktard
<neutraleyes> shut the fuck up boltsky, get diskeeper someguy
<neutraleyes> wow, a new opera release is out! I feign surprise for the purpose of this italicized example!
<boltsky> use firefox you fucking idiot, it's way better, i am a complete tool
<boltsky> wait, i just read that firefox has more than 2% market share
<boltsky> use lynx you fucking moron, graphics are for dicks
<boltsky> heil hitler
boltsky by sharphardware September 27, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Boltsky, the faggot, one day was sucking so much dick he swallowed a man
boltsky by What a faggot! May 27, 2003
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nacho's devoted lover and admirer
boltsky am sex the nach
boltsky by nacho March 24, 2003
A group or multiple (more than 3) Mazda Miatas in one place, either owned by one person or many.
I saw a whole bolasky of Miatas at the local Pho place, there must have been at least three of them.
Bolasky by fsb May 6, 2019
Simple word for a bottle of liquor
hand that botsky so i can grab a shwig
botsky by k ddub September 12, 2011
1. Someone who is extremely whipped and a complete let down.
2. Someone who thinks they are good at computer games but are actually trash
Are you coming tonight or being a Bolsky
Bolsky by Dr Robotnic April 6, 2020
It means your apart of a very fightable family eating mexican food.
Oh Mr Blotsky is pretty nice even thou he mexican but looks american
blotsky by Blotsky, Logan May 1, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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