Bolasky
I saw a whole bolasky of Miatas at the local Pho place, there must have been at least three of them.
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A worse-than-normal open source evangelist who wants to destroy Microsoft and uses open source software so he can be labeled 'different'. It is suspected that if BSD had a 95% market share, he would immediately switch to Windows. Very egotistical and always extremely condescending, like many of his ilk.
<some guy> What's a good defragmenting program for XP?
<boltsky> use BSD newb, you dont need to defrag FFS fucktard
<neutraleyes> shut the fuck up boltsky, get diskeeper someguy
<neutraleyes> wow, a new opera release is out! I feign surprise for the purpose of this italicized example!
<boltsky> use firefox you fucking idiot, it's way better, i am a complete tool
<boltsky> wait, i just read that firefox has more than 2% market share
<boltsky> use lynx you fucking moron, graphics are for dicks
<boltsky> heil hitler
<boltsky> use BSD newb, you dont need to defrag FFS fucktard
<neutraleyes> shut the fuck up boltsky, get diskeeper someguy
<neutraleyes> wow, a new opera release is out! I feign surprise for the purpose of this italicized example!
<boltsky> use firefox you fucking idiot, it's way better, i am a complete tool
<boltsky> wait, i just read that firefox has more than 2% market share
<boltsky> use lynx you fucking moron, graphics are for dicks
<boltsky> heil hitler
boltsky by sharphardware September 27, 2005
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.